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What do you call it when you're fingers hurt when counting?

Arithmetitis

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1. What is the cutest creature in the sea?

A cuddlefish.

2. Be careful about what you say to your phone.

I told my phone I needed some space… now it won’t stop showing me ads for NASA.

3. I wear memory foam insoles

Otherwise I don’t remember why I walked into a room

4. Why did the scarecrow get promoted in the flood?

because it was outstanding in its field.

5. What word can you make shorter by adding two letters?

Short…..

6. Just listened to Jim Gaffigan do 10 minutes of horse jokes

Take your job seriously, enough horseplay!

7. Do songbirds look down on hummingbirds

Because they don't know the words?

8. My wife told me I should get in some one to one time with our youngest

So I sat with her while she finished her lunch at 12:59

9. The Doctor tells a guy: “I don’t like the way your wife looks”.

“I know” says the guy, “but she’s a good cook and the kids like her.”

10. My boss told us that a customer complained about an employee with bad posture.

I have a hunch it was me.

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